The Hotel Fixer, Anthony Melchiorri, talks about his third season of 'Hotel Impossible'

He's a hospitality industry guru who's known as the "The Hotel Fixer". Host Anthony Melchiorri is ready for the third season of his Travel Channel show, "Hotel Impossible", to begin, where he says he tackles the dirtiest hotel ever!

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8 Things Hotels Won't Tell You (But You Want To Know)

You might get a lower rate if you call

You can get an upgrade just by arriving early

Freebies are negotiable

More stars don't guarantee better service

You're paying for location

You're paying for their name, too

You can almost always get children's portions

You probably have a rotating staff of housekeepers

TOP 10 DON'TS FOR HOTEL GUESTS

1. Don't yell at the staff. Ever.

2. Don't tell anyone your room number. (A desk agent should point to your room number, and not announce it to the world.)

3. Don't get bent out of shape when the night desk agent asks to see your "new friend's" identification. Additionally, do not let a hotel employee into your room if they do not have an I.D.

4. Don't blame hotel staff for stealing your stuff. My personal experience is that the guests eventually find 99% of the items that guests report stolen from their rooms. However, it is your right to ask the manager to call the police to file a police report.

5. Don't order from room service if you notice the pages are dirty and torn. Don't order if the menu reads "Winter Menu" when it's spring.

6. Don't use the bathroom washcloths to take off your makeup or shine your shoes.

7. Don't throw anything in the room garbage if you don't want the hotel staff to know about it, including insulin needles (or any needle) without properly disposing of it.

8. Don't abuse the privilege of late checkout. If you really need one past 1:00 p.m., ask for the manager.

9. Don't leave your luggage unattended in a hotel lobby – even for a second.

10. Don't be embarrassed! Call the hotel after you've checked out, and they will send your forgotten sex toys. Just like they would send your baby blanket back to you.

TOP 10 DO'S TO HAVE A MEMORABLE HOTEL STAY

1. Do your own spot cleaning: Housekeepers work tirelessly, but like all of us, they are not perfect. - Bring a can of Lysol and spray anything you might touch (remotes, doorknobs, faucets, etc.). - If there is a white duvet on the bed and it's spotless, it has probably just been washed. If it's not white, pull it off. It probably hasn't been washed. The same goes for the throw pillows. - Wash your cups and dishes – even in a five-star hotel.

2. Demand free Internet and water.

3. Use the latch and the double bolt. Always.

4. Separate your key from your key packet.

5. Tip your housekeeper and bellman well! If you are staying in a hotel more than one night, there is no guarantee you will have the same housekeeper every day. Tip the housekeeper every day: $5 a day for three-star hotels; $10 a day for four stars and $20 a day for five stars. The more stars, the more amenities, the larger the room (typically) and the more work for the housekeeper. No more dollar tips, please!

6. Check that the iron is empty! You never know what the last guest filled it up with. Yes, I have had a guest pee in an iron. Did I mention the coffee pot?

7. Use your safe! Do not leave valuables lying around in your room.

8. Ask for two wake-up calls.

9. Go as early as possible when complimentary breakfast is offered.

10. Ask for a free night if you are stuck in an elevator – even for a minute. Things happen, but there is no reason you should be scared for your life while on.

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