Bacon is all things that are good: Salty, fatty, crispy, smoky, meaty deliciousness. Anything it touches instantly becomes tastier. It's one of the few inherently good things we have on Earth.
The proof? A young child's reaction to his first taste of bacon. Watch above to see what happens.
What any of us would do to relive that first glorious bite of porky goodness...
BACON!